Monday, January 28, 2008

Botox Parties

You know what really grinds my gears?
Botox "parties"
"Botox" Definition:
trademark for a highly purified preparation of botulinum toxin Type A, used to cosmetically remove wrinkles and to treat some muscle conditions, such as spasms, most often injected using sharp needles
"Parties" definition:
a social gathering, as of invited guests at a private home, for conversation, refreshments, entertainment, etc.: a cocktail party, a Superbowl party, a tupperwear party.

Notice that botox "party" isn't included in the examples of parties, I mean tupperwear party is understandable, but BOTOX party? geesh. Since when did injecting ourselves with sharp needles become party worthy? It's just fucking weird.

2 comments:

  1. Does that also make heroin parties not cool too???
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  2. Haha, I must say- as stupid as those parties are, and I totally agree, Botox is a miracle drug. You must indulge at some point!
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