Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Resolutions

You know what grinds my gears?

New Years resolutions.

I can't keep them. If anything when I want to lose 5 pounds, I gain 10. Or if I want to stop cursing, I just end up inventing a disgusting word that's worse than anything I said the year before. I think this year I'm going to resolve to not make any more resolutions. Righteous.

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