Tuesday, September 9, 2008

I DON'T WANT A DAMN COOKIE!

You know who really grinds my gears?

The annoying/loud/drunk girl from Saturday night at Nat and Gordo's house.

Yeah, I know it was silly to even ask the question because you weren't there, but that's how I start all posts... anywho.... This girl, I don't remember her name, went on this rant about how Sarah Palin should stop being framed as a hero because she "decided" to have a child with down syndrome and that she's actually a big idiot for taking the risk of having a child past the age of 37 and it was, let me quote, "her own damn fault for spitting out a retard." Right so if you have half a brain, which I know everyone in the loyal readership does (I mean if you were a raging dumbass this blog would clearly not appeal to you), you would think, "yes, GLittle, that girl would grind my gears as well." BUT it gets worse, GASP! I know! After everything she said about the issue, she would end it with, "What Sarah Palin, you want a fucking cookie for having that retard baby?" "So you had a baby with Down Syndrome, want a cookie?" "Seriously, does she deserve a fucking cookie? Want a cookie? How about some FUDGE!?!?"

*This is when the whole audience shakes their heads and feels really sorry for this girl's parents*




5 comments:

  1. holy crap, this girl is an idiot...i wonder if her parents got a cookie for having her...my only argument surroiunding all this hub bub is will Palin have time to give her daughter the ample attention and special needs she deserves while taking on a vice presidency as well, and that has absolutely nothing to do with her political prowess. there should be an iq test administered before you're allowed to vote. derrr. PS: i actually do want a cookie
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  2. Girly sounds like a smart one...mmmm fuuudddgggeeee
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  3. http://www.mcclatchydc.com/homepage/story/52031.html
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  4. That link I posted is in no way a sign of agreement with Cookie Monster. It is a shame that people our age don't put more into choosing a political side than either what their parents or friends vote or some other dumb ass rational that I will never fully comprehend. Please don't assume all Democrats (oops, can I say that on here?) are as stubborn and thick as Cookie Monster. Did you picket at the DNC?
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  5. I can totally back you up on this one. I've seen a lot of drunk girls and this girl takes the cake, or rather the cookie.
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