Skinny Chef

You know who really grinds my gears?

Giada de Laurentiis.

This lady hosts Food Network's, Everyday Italian, which is fine and all, I love me some sghetti. But I can't trust the skinny bitch. I mean come on, sure she's hot, but don't you want your chef to look more like Mario Batali? Someone who looks like they actually EAT the food they cook?

The end of her show probably goes a little something like this: "Mmmm, this smells great! I'll see you guys next time!" takes a huge bite, chew, chew, chew, "Alright, CUT!" SPIT, run to the bathroom, purge.....