Softer, Worse, Slower, Weaker

You know who really grinds my gears?

Kanye West.

He's racist, close minded, and far too under educated to make the statements he does. Hey Kanye! Wake up call! You're a rapper! You rap about bitches and hoes and money and wear silly sunglasses that don't actually block the sun, no one gives a fuck what you think about the world! Go out, buy a journal and write your deepest and most meaningful thoughts in there, don't use your fame as a platform for your hatred. AND he can't seem to get a hit song without covering someone else's hit song (Daft Punk, Ray Charles, Curtis Mayfield, Shirley Bassey...).

But here's the kicker and the biggest reason why Kanye West gets my gears grinding SO hard (that's what she said), is because I actually like his music!!! It makes me sick typing that, but it's true, I was Jebus walking, singing "she take my money" in the high pitched tone that brought the neighborhood dogs howling at my door, and I too like to think that I'm harder, better, faster, stronger. Oh Kanye, stop making catchy songs so I can go on hating you without remorse.