When my coworkers make fun of me for eating Maruchan Ramen Noodle Soup for Breakfast.
The bitches are standing there shoving cake donuts into their faces with their mocha-caramel-lard lattes while I'm heating up my Oriental flavor Ramen deliciousness and drinking green tea. Apparently, I'm the weird one for not eating pure sugar/fat first thing in the morning and instead sticking to simple noodles and spices. Shenanigans! Thanks for your input Fatty Fat Fatties, but I'm ok with my Breakfast of Champions. Besides, those pants are starting to look a little snug on you....
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