It wasn’t me, it was the terrorists!

You know who really grinds my gears?

Naomi Campbell

Naomi recently blamed her latest of MANY arrests on 9/11. It couldn’t possibly have been that she spit in the face of a police officer at Heathrow Airport in London because her luggage was apparently lost.

“I think after 9/11 you can't say anything any more on a plane.” She said. “I've flown British Airways for years, since I was a child… I'll never fly that airline again, but nothing's really lost. I did get my luggage.” Not like she has a choice, she was subsequently banned from flying globally with BA after the incident.

In court in June she added to her already ridiculous rap sheet by pleading guilty to 3 counts of assaulting an officer, 1 count of disorderly conduct likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress and 2 counts of using threatening, abusive words or behavior to the cabin crew. She was also sentenced to 200 hours of community service.

I’m not sure how this woman still has a job and why any reputable brand could possibly want her to be the face of their franchise (Sobe, their drinks suck anyway) after multiple accusations of physical and verbal assault on her personal assistants and even fellow models. Someone needs to give Naomi a taste of her own medicine and go upside her head with her own weapon of choice, a cellular phone.