Madonna Louise Ciccone Ritchie

You know who really grinds my gears?

Madonna... or are we supposed to be calling her by her Jewish name these days, "Madge?" Ah what the hell, I'll just call her Shit-For-Brains.

Honestly, I could write a novel on how much Madonna grinds my gears, but because I am lazy and long blog entries grind my gears as well, I will stick to the highlights. Her "Madgesty" was born and raised in a Catholic Detroit family, yet now slaps on a fake British accent. And when I say fake, it's worse than when Britney Spears started faking an accent when she went batshit crazy. Back to the Catholic childhood, Plastic-Face now lives and breathes Kabbalah, a religion that is almost the complete opposite of what she was raised to believe and a total fad! She once said that it "would be less controversial if I joined the Nazi Party." Alright drama queen, chill out, nobody cares that much. And worst of all, Madonna grinds my gears because she used to be so fucking cool! Like badass chick, role model cool. Now she's just a sad washed up 50 year old "pop star."