Me, Myself and Sasha Fierce?

You know who really grinds my gears?

Beyonce

Talk about a split personality. Apparently reaching the height of fame that is one-word name status just isn't enough for Jigga's boo, Beyonce Knowles.

The R&B singer has christened herself "Sasha Fierce" for her new double album, "I Am ... Sasha Fierce," due out in November. "I have someone else that takes over when it's time for me to work and when I'm on stage, this alter ego that I've created that kind of protects me and who I really am." Crazy!

She has even created a MySpace page to coincide with her other half. Why are celebrities constantly dissatisfied with just being themselves? What could possibly be wrong with being a multiplatinum selling artist, a gazillionaire and considered by some people the most attractive human being alive? I would say get a life but apparently she has two.

Screw Jay-Z, I bet she'd get along better with Chris Gaines, err, Garth Brooks.