Magazine inserts

You know what really grinds my gears?

Magazine inserts.

No, I don't want to subscribe to your shitty magazine. That's why I stole this one from the doctor's office.

Definition

After all this time you still might be wondering what exactly I mean when I say, "You know what really grinds my gears???" So I though I would take this opportunity to give y'all the official "urban dictionary" definition of "grinds my gears" enjoy:

1) To make someone mad, or to piss someone off!
"That really grinds my gears!"

2) Something that makes you mad. Or really annoyed. Originated on Family Guy Untold Stories DVD. Peter Griffin gets a job at the News Channel

"When girls give everyone play and they are called hoes and they get mad, that really grinds my gears!"
"No one has made a priest and a rabi joke in a while, that really grinds my gears"

Oompa Loompas

You know what really grinds my gears??

Oompa Loompa girls. 'Nuf said.

Boiled Veggie Water

You know what really grinds my gears?

The water that ends up on my plate from boiled vegetables.

Don't you think it looks and smells funny? I do.