Monday, January 19, 2009

Get your free sex here!

You know what really grinds my gears?

When girls kiss their fingers and touch the ceiling of their car as they pass through yellow lights.

I admit it, I used to do it too.... when I was TWELVE, sitting in the back of my mom's mini van. When I turned 16 and was old enough to drive, I had outgrown the silly ritual by about, well, 3 years. Now in my twenties, I have a hard time sitting in a car with my girlfriends who still indulge in this ridiculous game. Best part about it though is 10-15 years later, I think they've all forgotten why they do it. Thank you to Urban Dictionary for reminding us the true background of the game:
"A yellow traffic light indicates you should speed through the intersection and tag the roof of your car. This earns you five minutes of free sex with the person of your choice that night. Multiple tags earn cumulative minutes, but the minutes expire before the next morning.
variation: kissing the fingertips of the hand before tagging the ceiling with it."

Hmm. I guess I forgot the root of it as well. Maybe it's not all that bad after all? Snap out of it GLittle! Why were we doing this at 12 anyways? I mean who taught us this? Is that why we were doing it then? Alright, forget the meaning, it's just ridiculous. The End.

PS Thanks Pancake

1 comments:

N said...

First things first, who are you talking about?!?! Please give me names, a sap.

And really, Grace, did you do that when you were 12 and suddenly stop? Me thinks not. I bet you catch yourself doing it every now and then. haha ;)

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