When couples sit next to each other in a booth at a restaurant.
I don't know why this one gets me so bad. Maybe because it's just so damn awkward. But that can't be it. I love awkward situations. It must be because Cosmo magazine once (or twice or who knows how many times because I'm pretty sure they recycle all of their material annually) ran an article saying that guys communicate better when they sit next to girls instead of across from them which I call bullshit on. And when I see those couples, I just imagine a sad, sad girl who obsesses over her Cosmo and makes her poor boyfriend sit weirdly next to her instead of across from her. The only consolation is that Cosmo probably taught her to give good blowjobs.
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