Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Hi I'm a PC and I think YOU SUCK

You know what really grinds my gears?

Macs.

Yes Mac computers. And those stupid "Hi, I'm a Mac" commercials. It makes Mac users look like the guy who is a hip, sport-coat-and-sneakers-­wearing type of guy who uses his computer for video chatting, music mash-ups and other cool, creative pursuits. And more so makes the PC user look like that starchy, business-suited guy who could never really appreciate it unless they tried them on the slick Apple interface guy.

Macs are confusing. DO NOT even try to tell me they are easier. Nothing is easier than the Start bar. And it's not a good argument to say that now you can get windows on a Mac! Why would I pay extra for the computer and the operating system when I can get everything I want, need, and use on a less expensive, more reliable machine? And the whole one button mouse thing? Rubbish if you ask me. How do you right click when you only have one button?

If it weren't for the ipod, Apple wouldn't even be in business right now. Mac computers sold only 9.715 million units compared to the ipod's 150 million plus in 2008. Whereas 257 million plus PC's were sold last year.
Summary: Mac, stop talking shit and trying to act all superior until you have the numbers to back it, biotch.


PS. Miss Bee: I know you have a Mac, but since today is your bday, YOU don't grind my gears because of it!! Feliz Cumpleaños!!!!!!
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6 comments:

  1. YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! That was well worth the wait!!
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  2. I agree. Macs are easier if you have a couple hundred hours of spare time to learn the shortcuts. Also, why don't PC ads focus on the fact that 90% of the world uses PCs, instead of using Jerry Seinfeld, and the slightly-heartwarming "I'm a PC".
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  3. I can't believe you would deface macs like this. Today, and just for today, YOU REALLY GRIND MY GEARS
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  4. hahahahahaha THANKS GRACIE. I know macs aren't for everyone... but they are still better than PCs :)
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  5. I must admit I understand where your coming from, sort of. While Apple's numbers in computer sales may not be as impressive you must remember that is only 1 company vs. the many that pump out PC's... so your stats may be a little biased. Coming from a profession that uses both Macs and PC's on a regular basis I must say the impressions are spot on. All the geeky dweebs fire up PC's and all the hip young dudes rock Macs, it is sadly, a way of life. In my personal opinion both are as equally terrible/slash good.
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  6. I personally like PC's better...but then again I have never really tried the Mac. Although, I must say that I'm slowly being brought over to the dark side- and that my next computer will be the almighty Apple Macintosh laptop. So much for my dedication to PC's. haha.
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