Luff-What?

You know what really grinds my gears?

Luffas.

In theory, they're great. But in reality, they're just a pain in the ass. They rip apart if they catch even the slightest corner or sharp object (don't freak out, razors are sharp objects people, yes, you too have sharp objects in the shower.) And besides, with all those little crevices, don't you think they could really trap and hold onto bacteria? I do. I'm protesting against luffas. Who wants to join the fight??


PS Apparently what I'm talking about is really called a "Mesh Sponge" (thanks google images for correcting me). But who has ever called this thing a "mesh sponge?" It's a luffa, moron. Damn, now that's grinding my gears too....