Tool Academy

Ok, ok. First and foremost I would like to publicly say that I apologize for my harsh words directed at TLittle and ThePony. I was upset and I admit I acted a smidgen immature. I mean, I still feel the way I do, but I love them both and they know that, so everyone stop getting your panties up in a bunch and chill the fuck out.

Moving on......

You know what really grinds my gears?

The Tool Academy on Vh1.

Those who know me, know I am a sucker for reality television. Seriously. Especially Vh1 reality TV because they chose the 'biggest losers' (pun intended) to compete in the most ridiculous challenges that never relate to ANYTHING in the 'real world' nor do the contestants ever get a 'real chance at love' (I'm on fire!). But my biggest issue with the Tool Academy is that it looks like the goal of the show is to ridicule these douchebags of the century and to get them to change into the perfect boyfriends for their loving and supportive girlfriends. BULLSHIT. In reality, the Tools are not the most idiotic ones on the show. It's the dimwitted, jello-spined girlfriends who haven't already left their piece of shit boyfriends that are the pathetic ones. These girls say, "If he can't make it through Tool Academy, then it's over!" In 'reality' they are saying, "Only after he demeans me on National television will I give him yet another opportunity to continue being my disgusting, dishonest boyfriend." Clearly these girls were never Girl Scouts and missed out on the whole girl power era... poor unfortunate souls.