No, I'm in a hurry and I really don't give a shit about the baby seals

You know what really grinds my gears?

The pseudo environmental clipboard people that stand on the corners of The Hill and on Pearl Street and ask if you have a minute for the environment

First of all, I know, it's a cliche grinds my gears topic, but it had to be done. Second of all, I call them 'pseudo' because they're not actually environmentalist, they're just kids looking for part time jobs that pay $10/hour. They don't really give a shit if you care about the trees in the Redwood Forrest either and probably wouldn't give you 5 minutes of their own time if you asked.

Also, I think it's so silly how they ask people my age for our time. I mean, they want money, that's all they really want. Dude, have you looked in my cabinet lately? Ramen and Safeway brand pasta. Honestly, I would love to help those psycho/awesome Whale Wars guys ambush the Japanese and end whaling. But I would also love to buy Kitty some wet cat food, it would probably make her shits not smell so bad.