A-Rizzle

You know what really grinds my gears?

This whole A Rod steroid controversy.

I know, I'm a little late on the topic, but I HAVE A JOB PEOPLE!

Anyways, I know it sucks, it does. But I never liked the guy to begin with so this doesn't really change my opinion of the poor sap. And nothing is going to come out of it since he was using when it was technically 'legal' so let's just drop it for now, yeah? Come on folks, this is old news! If you're even half the baseball fan that I am (which honestly isn't even that much) then you're used to the bullshit the MLB has been dishing to fans for years. Sammy with his corked bat. Mark and his juice and now nonexistent records. 1972, 1981, 1985, 1994 strikes. Black Sox Scandal. Pete Rose and Barry Bonds. Need I go on?

I know it's 'cheating' to use anabolic steroids to increase strength and get ahead in the game, but if I'm paying $130 to sit in the 3rd deck, then I at least want to see some guys who can really fill out those tight pants and knock the ball a mile high at Coors Field.
Besides, the guy's head can't be completely screwed on tight.... Anybody who finds evil bitch Madgeonna attractive and boink-worthy isn't all there.