Heard this one yet?

Here's a joke for you, my friends:

Have you heard the OctoMom special that Denny's is running?


It's 8 eggs, no sausage, and the guy behind you pays for it.

HAHAHAHAHA. oh man. hilarious.

What? You've heard that one? Well there were two muffins sitting in the oven. Muffin #1 says to Muffin #2, 'wow it's really hot in here.' Muffin #2 says, 'HOLY SH*T! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!'

:)