Guest Grinder... Fck Vwls

What up yo's.... I'm hungover and lazy today but I still wanted to give my favorite people something to read this lovely Thursday. SO I recruited my pal Frenchie to write for me! Here it is, what grinds his gears:

Y knw wht rlly grnds my grs???

Vwls

F*ck Vwls! 1 knw GLttl s 4ll 4bt prfct grmmr bt f*ck hr! Vwls f*ckng sck. Thy thnk thy r dmn ymprtnt, bt wrng. Knwldg cn stll b pssd wth nne f thm. 1 knw wht y^r thnkn, "Y" s 4 vwl!!! Wrng "Y" s th trny f lttrs. Wnts t b 4 nrml lttr bt cnt, c4s pple 4bse t. shm n y'4ll. - frnchy ()t

(bt dubs, 4=a in a few instances... psh, the French)