I'm baaaaaaaack

Greetings rocktards. As you can see, I'm back. I needed to take a break, ya know, to test out positive thinking, but just as I was about to say the first genuinely nice thing I've ever said, I vomited daisies and puppy dogs. I'm telling you, those things go down way easier than they come up... So here I am, back and full of things that are grinding my gears. I'm swearing like fucking sailor and full of scorn so prepare yourselves my friends, prepare yourselves.

And trust, things are going to get wet. Not in the dirty way (get your mind out of the gutter), more like the if you sit in the 1st to 3rd row at the Shamu shows at Sea World and you get splashed when the giant captive whale writhes around in a tank the comparative size of a bathtub kind of wet. Maybe you could sit in the 4th through back rows. But then I'd call you a pussy, so just get a poncho and take it like a man.

Posts will start again Tuesday, May 26th. Get ready.

OH!!! And ps answer the poll you idiots.