(mmmmm that felt good to type, it's good to be back)
Luke Fucking Walton. (I figured if there's ever a time to post about him, it would be while the Lakers are playing my Nuggies in the Western Conference finals).
I'm not a violent person, although I do have a list of 5 people that I would love to punch in the face if given the opportunity. 1)Kanye West 2)Giada De Laurentiis 3)Jim Rome 4)Terrell Owens and of course 5)Luke Walton.My plan is to go to LA, make him fall in love with me (which won't be hard, with my charm, wit, Grateful Dead knowledge, and huge boobs) then he'll obviously want to marry me. Ne
xt step is to take a picture of him in a comprimising situation/position, blackmail him for ONE MILLION DOLLARS (or more...), get the cash, then release the photo anyways. Oh and then get an annulment and scrub my body with bleach to ensure I get rid of all the douchebaggery I might have contracted while being married to him. And punch him in the face. Yup, kick him while he's down.
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