A Gear Grinder's Dream

I have a dream that one day everyone will stop misusing you're, your, they're, their, there, were, we're, alot, a lot, and act like we all have at least a middle school education. And that everytime will finally be recognized as the real word that it is.

I have a dream that Kanye West and Luke Walton will fall in love, but due to the unfortunate and ridiculous fact that Americans are still not completely OK with interracial, homosexual relationships, the two star crossed lovers will decide to give up all the fame and money for their love and move to France and stay there. Quietly. No basketball, music or blogging.

I have a dream that one day my kitty will stop being a psycho, attack-kitty bitch!

OH I HAVE A DREAM TODAY!

I have a dream that identical twins will unite across the planet with a message to us all that they have joined hands and decided to dress identically every.damn.day.

I have a dream that hipster Mac users, ultimate tools, douchebag McGee's, That Guy, Sarah Palin look-alike Tina Fey, people who don't give courtesy waves, and neo-radical-progressive-hippies will all be sucked into a vortex and end up on Plant I-think-I'm-too-cool-for-you and stay there forever trying to out-cool each other all day, everyday. One day they'll all die off from exhaustion from coolness exercises and they'll never reproduce on Planet Earth.

I have a dream that people will stop being so goddamn annoying and grinding my gears so hard (that's what she said) everyday that I walk this beautiful earth. And when that happens!!!.... you all will be sad because you won't have anything so hilariously funny to read 2-3 times a week. Ahhh fucktarts, it's not happening anytime soon... A girl can dream though, can't she?