Those Sobe Lizards.

Anyone else think they're pretty creepy? Plus, lizards don't dance. And I feel like if they did, they'd be better dancers than the Sobe Lizards.... Also, I think the whole lizard spokesperson market is already adequately filled with the Geico Gecko. That gecko is classy, polished, believable, and eloquent. Why yes Mr. Gecko, I would like to spend 15 minutes or less to save over 15% on my car insurance. Whereas the Sobe Lizards resort to having the always angry maniac Namoi Cambell make cameos in their commercials. I used to like Sobe, now I see it, think of the lizards slithering around the bottles hissing and dancing like 12 year olds in their first hip hop class, and I turn to Vitamin Water formula 50. Because even 50 Cent has more brand appeal than those weird-ass chameleons....
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