Those Sobe Lizards.

Anyone else think they're pretty creepy? Plus, lizards don't dance. And I feel like if they did, they'd be better dancers than the Sobe Lizards.... Also, I think the whole lizard spokesperson market is already adequately filled with the Geico Gecko. That gecko is classy, polished, believable, and eloquent. Why yes Mr. Gecko, I would like to spend 15 minutes or less to save over 15% on my car insurance. Whereas the Sobe Lizards resort to having the always angry maniac Namoi Cambell make cameos in their commercials. I used to like Sobe, now I see it, think of the lizards slithering around the bottles hissing and dancing like 12 year olds in their first hip hop class, and I turn to Vitamin Water formula 50. Because even 50 Cent has more brand appeal than those weird-ass chameleons....
1 comments:
HAHA you always make me laugh. awesome. So you think geicko is eloquent? nice. What do you think of the new money that follows people around? P.S. Just drink water, it's better for you ;)
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