Moving.
If moving was a dude, I'd kick him so hard in the nuts, there would be no chance for procreation. You would think that since moving into the dorms as a bright eyed freshman and now I'm on my 13th move, I'd be a pro, aint no thang but a chicken wang, right? Wrong. Moving is a bitch. It's a big fat bitch. It's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. If there ever was a bitch, it's the biggest bitch. It's a bitch to all the boys and girls. I have to have my shit done by the end of the night tonight or I'm F'd in the A. Bleh.
And for those of you who are in the same miserable situation, here's a tip: Don't put all your boxes in one box.
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