You know what really grinds my gears???
(mmmmm that felt good to type, it's good to be back)
Luke Fucking Walton. (I figured if there's ever a time to post about him, it would be while the Lakers are playing my Nuggies in the Western Conference finals).
I'm not a violent person, although I do have a list of 5 people that I would love to punch in the face if given the opportunity. 1)Kanye West 2)Giada De Laurentiis 3)Jim Rome 4)Terrell Owens and of course 5)Luke Walton.
My plan is to go to LA, make him fall in love with me (which won't be hard, with my charm, wit, Grateful Dead knowledge, and huge boobs) then he'll obviously want to marry me. Ne
xt step is to take a picture of him in a comprimising situation/position, blackmail him for ONE MILLION DOLLARS (or more...), get the cash, then release the photo anyways. Oh and then get an annulment and scrub my body with bleach to ensure I get rid of all the douchebaggery I might have contracted while being married to him. And punch him in the face. Yup, kick him while he's down.
I'm not a violent person, although I do have a list of 5 people that I would love to punch in the face if given the opportunity. 1)Kanye West 2)Giada De Laurentiis 3)Jim Rome 4)Terrell Owens and of course 5)Luke Walton.
xt step is to take a picture of him in a comprimising situation/position, blackmail him for ONE MILLION DOLLARS (or more...), get the cash, then release the photo anyways. Oh and then get an annulment and scrub my body with bleach to ensure I get rid of all the douchebaggery I might have contracted while being married to him. And punch him in the face. Yup, kick him while he's down.
Greetings rocktards. As you can see, I'm back. I needed to take a break, ya know, to test out positive thinking, but just as I was about to say the first genuinely nice thing I've ever said, I vomited daisies and puppy dogs. I'm telling you, those things go down way easier than they come up... So here I am, back and full of things that are grinding my gears. I'm swearing like fucking sailor and full of scorn so prepare yourselves my friends, prepare yourselves.
ay (get your mind out of the gutter), more like the if you sit in the 1st to 3rd row at the Shamu shows at Sea World and you get splashed when the giant captive whale writhes around in a tank the comparative size of a bathtub kind of wet. Maybe you could sit in the 4th through back rows. But then I'd call you a pussy, so just get a poncho and take it like a man.
